Monday, June 8, 2009
Seriously read these story...Funny lar..
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: ; Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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2nd Story
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3rd Story
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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4th Story
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5th Story
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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6th Story
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7th Story
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
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8th Story
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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9th Story
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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10th Story
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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11st Story
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
These story were from GMC Sunday School Blog. www.4everhisheavenlyangels.blogspot.com
